Kamigawa is an ancient plane packed with centuries of history.
Do you want to know how long Bigfoot spends brushing his teeth each morning? Are you ready to Face the Consequences? The answer is two minutes, exactly as recommended by the Supreme Council of Dentists… WHO ARE ALL BIGFOOTS. Ok, so most of our secrets are about Bigfoot’s hygiene regimen, but some of those secrets are so haunting they will send you to an early grave. We know all kinds of stuff, like which deodorant Bigfoot uses or what brand of conditioner Bigfoot uses. We’re also the world’s largest depository of secrets, which is really obvious if you look at our name. Take one of every foil drop on offer instead.Īt Secret Lair, we have more than just an excellent bundle that includes all five non-foil drops that are part of the Out of Time Superdrop. We’re renaming magpies punkbirds and will be taking no questions at this time. And we just let them get away with this because they’re not smart enough to file taxes? We think enough is enough. Although, honestly, have you ever met a humble magpie? Those things are always flying through the air, stealing our good china, and screaming their horrible bird noises all through the sky as if they were mad at every airplane. Much like the humble magpie, you prefer the shiny things in life. With The World’s Bundliest Bundle, you get both bundles available! The spirit asks the woman which bundle she dropped, and then she gets a gold axe or something? It’s been a while since I’ve heard this one actually but the whole point is that you, unlike the poor sucker in this story, don’t have to choose.
A spirit emerges holding two bundles, one Foil and the other Non-foil. A woman is walking through the woods when she accidentally drops her Secret Lair Superdrop bundle in a nearby lake. We’re all familiar with the classic parable of the Bundler’s Dilemma. This superdrop has traveled from the far future, or maybe the distant past, to deliver a warning! It lost the sticky note with the warning written on it somewhere in the temporal vortex, so you should probably not worry about it and just check out the drops instead.
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